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    A leading conservative candidate for the GOP nomination called for the ban of all Muslim immigration to the United States.

    He has repeatedly used inflammatory, racist, and xenophopic language during his campaign to attract media attention. The media attention has the correlated effect of increasing his campaign in polling. Today, we won't give him the attention he wants.

    We take our cue from J.K. Rowling, who joined the condemnations when she pointed out that this individual is worse than Lord Voldemort. We agree.

    Join us as we refer to him as He Who Shall Not Be Named.